#Automatic hard boiled egg peeler quotes crack#

Jake: Look at that! And it's like an empty egg shell. Jake: I kind of like how the not-usable part is, like, kept in here so you can, like, flip it over. And then we plop it into its little case. Medha: I feel like I could have done better with the name, but.

Jake: Jared the egg! All right, Jared, your life is short and fleeting because we are about to shoot you through a tube. Jake: You're gonna give us an egg? Do you have a name for this egg? Ladies and gentlemen, coming in at a whopping like two grams: Eggton John! Jake: Yes! And I have a special egg that I have named Eggton John. This is really embarrassing! OK, one more time. So you just place it in there, and we put this handy-dandy accordion on top.

#Automatic hard boiled egg peeler quotes crack#

Medha: OK, so the next step is to crack the larger end. Medha: Was that right? Jake: It sounded right. Eggward Cullen like in 'Twilight.' Oh, my God. It may take you a couple of tries to get the hang of it, so the first time your eggs don't come out perfectly, take a breather. You crack the large end by tapping on the table a couple of times, and don't be timid! They literally said: 'Don't be timid!' Jake: You pierce it, and then you put on this big, like, silo tank. Medha: Several times on the piercer located on the Eggstractor base. Medha: So the first instruction says to tap small end of egg. Jake: Don't mind me as I egg-stract the Eggstractor. Medha: Why don't you take it out? I'm gonna flip through this. Medha: I'm really excited to open it up and see, like, what it is made out of and how this is going to work with our hard-boiled eggs. This is an egg-straodinary opportunity for us to see if this guy works. I'm so excited to try it out and see if it actually works. It looks so efficient, like, the science makes sense. Jake: It's essentially the same mechanism as doing, like, CPR. You just push down, and you have a hard-boiled egg right there in front of you. Medha: That would be actually super helpful to just, like, not having to touch and peel the eggs. Oh, spin! Oh, it's got a twist mechanism. Jake: Oh, I love the slow-motion graphics.

Medha: So let's watch the infomercial, as seen on TV. This product claims that you can peel eggs just by pushing down on it, 10 times faster than a human could peel an egg. Easter there'll be deviled eggs.Īnd so I've taken on the responsibility in my family to be the deviled-egg boy. Thanksgiving we always have deviled eggs. So, like, I'm super excited because in my family, deviled eggs are a big deal. It's called the Eggstractor, and it is egg-xactly, with an 'egg,' what I want to be doing today because this is so cool. Jake: Medha, we are testing out something I'm freaking excited about. Medha: Jake, what are we testing out today? Jake: We're here to answer the biggest question. Medha: I'm Medha, and we're testing out inventions to see if they live up to expectations. Medha: You realize we killed Egg Sheeran? I'm so sorry. Account icon An icon in the shape of a person's head and shoulders.